Some good SMS
1. THE Taj mahal would have not been so beautiful and everlasting if “SHAH JAHAN” had
ask for the three quotations and select the lowest.
2. A meeting is to be held in jungle. The attainders are…. Tiger, bear, snake, elephant, fox,
monkey, but it has not yet started.. Why!!!!! Because the DONKEY is busy in reading this
SMS.
3. When a lady tells you that you are great, attractive, articulate, nice, dynamic,
understanding …means
G.A.A.N.D.U.
4. Arguing with your boss is like mud wrestling with a pig. After a while you will realize that
while you get dirty the pig actually enjoys it.
5. Good morning... have you done two of the most important things when you wake up??
1> PRAY: so that you may live...
2> TAKE A BATH
6. Aadmi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan kar rahi hai koi upay batayeye. Sadhu bola
UPAY HOTA TO MAIN SADHU KYON BANTA!!!
7. Aati thi, jaati thi, hasti thi, hasati thi, bhagti thi, bhagati thi, dekhti thi, muskurati thi,
aaj pata chala Sali “ULLU” BANATI Thi.
8. Pyaar ke jam ko aise na piyo ke, adha piya aur adha chhod diya, yaar yeh pyaar hai pyaar
nahi koi VIM BAR jo thoda sa lagaya aur hogaya!
9. A sardarji took his PREGNANT WIFE to PIZZA HUT .why? Because they have advertise
FREE HOME DELIVERY!!
10. ABC: always be careful
DEF: don’t ever forget (ME)
GHI: Good Handsome & Intelligent (I M) So,
JKLM: JUST KEEP LOVING ME.
NOPQRSTUVW: no other person quite right shall treat u very well
your loving XYZ.
11. God granted me one wish. I asked 4 WORLD PEACE. He said its impossible please ask 4
something else, I asked him 2 make you intelligent; he said “wait --let me try world
peace!!”
12. When TITANIC was drawing, an Italian asks sardarji, how far is land? Sardar: 2kms. An
Italian jumps in to sea and asks: which direction?? Sardar: DOWNWARDS!!
13. A group of elephant were sitting on the street; a female elephant passes by. What
does the lofar elephant say? -- Wow!! 36000-24000-36000
14. Q: why did sardarji kept the door open while taking a bath??
A: so that no one can peek through from KEY HOLE.
15. Sharab ek bimari hai, Jo is samaj ko barbad kar rahi hai. Aao milke kasam khaye ki is
bimari ko khatam kar denge. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek main karoonga….cheers!!!
16. Ek ladki thi diwani si, kali c savli c, nazre jukake sharma ke galion se Guzra karti thi, latak
matak ke chalti thi aur keha kar tit hi “VASAN LAI LO VASAN”
17. Arz kiya hai.. Khud ko kar buland itna ki himalaya ki choti pe ja pahunche aur khud khuda
tuje pooche aabe ab utrega kaise??
18. Why did ravan not go to disco? Because they told him 1000 rs. Per head.
19. Tusi bade higr8 ho, rasgulle ki pl8 ho, pepsi ka crick8 ho, ande ka om8 ho, SMS karne
main bade le8 ho, jalebi ki tarha stra8 ho, per mere fevr8 ho.
20. A 4 apple, B4 bada apple, C4 chotta apple, D 4 delicious apple, E 4 eat apple, F 4 fine
apple, G 4 ……. Himmat hai to puri kar ABCD.
21. Sharab ek bimari hai jo is samaj ko barbad kar rahi hai. Aao milkar is bimari ko khatam
kardenge. Ek bottle tum khatam karma ek main karoonga. CHEERS…
22. Sardar orders a PIZZA. when waiter asked him whether he should cut into 4 or 8 pieces?
He replied,” yaar 4 hi kar de 8 khaya nahi jayega…”
23. Jise dil diya woh delhi italy
woh puna chali gayee, dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le…bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali
gayee.
24. Gin main base janki, rum main base ram, whisky main base Vishnu, desi main base
hanuman. Kis- kis ka tyag kare sab main base bhagwan…CHEERS..
25. Two sardar watching cricket when sachine made a boundary. 1st said:- Dekha ‘goal’ hua.
2nd said:- “goal” ismain nahi cricket main hota hai.
26. Sardar: Why vajpaee is not seen in morning??
2nd sardar: pagal, he is PM not AM.
27. Dosti karo collegewali se, pyar karo officewali se, programme karo padoswali se, ankh
ladao Sali se, love karo dilwali se AUR MAAR KHAO GHARWALI SE.
28. Tajmahal kya cheez hai main usse bhi badi imarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marker dafan hui
thi tuje zinda dafnaunga.
29. Do you Know Word Family Means
F) ather
A) nd
M) other
I) n
L) ove With
Y) ou.
30. Some People have nice Eye, Some People have Nice Smiles, Other Have Nice Faces But My Friend You have Lovely Heart………….
31. Yeh Dosti ke Ristey bhi Ajeeb Hote Hai, Sab Apne Apne Naseeb Hote Hai…Rahete He jo Nigaho se door Wohi dil ke Kareeb Hote hai….
32. Lollypop Said to Dairy Milk “ We are the sweetest People on this earth..” Dairy Milk Said “I Think You have not meet the person Woh Read This SMS.”
33. Plz Come out of room ! So D son can Rise , Flowers can Blossom, Birds Can Sing, Bcoz all are waiting 2 c ur
34. Har Subha ki dhoop kuch Yaad dilate Hai ……….. Har Phool Ki Khosaboo ek jadoo Jagati Hai…. Chaho na Chaho Kitna bhi par ………Apki Yaad aati hi jaati hai..
35. Ek Macchar Aur Makhi ki Saadi Hui ,, suhagraat ko Machhar Room ke bahar ghum raha tha Dost one pucha kya hua ? Wo bola teri bhabhi All Out laga ke soi hai…
36. A Friend is 1% Funny , 2% Sweet , 3 % Caring, 4 % Loving & 90 % Smart & Good Looking That’s why I m your Friend…….
37. Reliance Ka new Ad. Campaign..
MUKESH: Bhad me jaye papa ka Sapna Jaldi ho batwara apna…
ANIL: Chale the duniya karne Muthi me, Karlo batwara chutki me…
38. A Sardar’s Wife Dies… Her husband is Calm , But her Lover is Moaning & Crying Consistently Sardar Finally Console him – “Don’t Worry ! I will marry again”.
39. It’s a “S”imple, “Mind”, “Interactive”, “Long Lasting”, “Effect” Which wins Heart.
It’s Your Sweet SMILE J So Keep Smiling.
40. Raat Chupchap hai magar Chand khamosh nahi, Kaise kehdu aaj phir hosh nahi, Aisa
dube neri yadoon ki gehrai me, haath me jaam hai magar pine ka hosh nahi!
41. Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: PUNJAB
Man: Which Part?
Sardarji: Oye part part kya kar raha hai , Whole body born in Punjab ! Bole tara ra ra..
42. Musibat ka SYRUP ho tum
Tension ki CAPSULE ho tum,
Aafat ka INJECTION ho tum,
Par kya kare SEHNA padata hai kyun ki DOST ki TABLET ho tum.
43. Kisi din lena hamari khabar, ke kya bit rahi hai tere bagair, Chalte hue raho pe rakhana
nazar, kahi tere kadmo ke nichhe naho hamari kabar!
44. Kisi ke wade pe apni Zindgi tabah kar bethe, Diwangi me yeh kaisa gunah kar baithe ek
Chand ki Arzoo ke liye, hum apni raato ko AMAVAS kar baithe.
45. Duva mangi thi aasiyane ki…… Chal padi aandhiya jamaneki ….. Mera gam koi na samaj
paya …….. kyunki meri aadat thi muskara ne ki……..
46. Khusbu ki tarah apke paas bikhar jayenge. Sukun ban kar dil me utar jayenge. Mehsus
karneki koshish to kijiye. Dur hote hue bhi paas nazar aayenge.
47. Nandu ke Nana Ne Nandu ki Naani ko Nandurbar ke Nandanvan ke Neem ke Neeche
Natkhatsi Naagin ka Naach Nachaya.
48. A teacher ask father’s name
Student: Manmohansingh Jadeja
Teacher : IN English
Student: Loving Mind goes to latrine..
49. A sardarji study infront of mirror why … Revision Ke liye time nahi tha….
50. Nasha hum Karte hai ilzam sarab ko diya jata hai par isme kasoor sarab ka nahi unka hai
jinka chehara hame har jaam me nazar aata hai!
51. Waqt tera gulam hoga, Har pal tera hi naam hoga, Jara mudkar dekh mere dost, Tere har kadam pe mera hi sath hoga.
52. What is Similarity between SARDARJI & DONKEY? Donoke bacche bachpan me hi
acche lagte hai aur bade ho ke TRANSPORT ka business karte hai!!!!!
53. Are O DEVDAS tu VEERZARA ko Chhod de warna me tujhe ASHOKA banakar PARDES bhej dunga, kyunki tu JOSH me bahut aa jata hai. Aur CHALATE CHALATE tera DIL TO PAGAL ho jata hai aur tu DIWANA banke DARR jata hai phir bhi sabse kehta firta hai ke MAIN HOON NA!!!!!!!!!!
54. Jekichen ki SAAS ka naam pata hai? ……D-Cold Total (Sardi me Chen ki SAANS.)
55. Kaha tha hosh me ke khud ko sahara dete, yahi bahut tha ke har gam pe muskura dete, agar hamare chehre pe hoti jakhme dil ki zalak to hum aayine ko bhi rula dete.!
56. If I was 1 of your tear I wud b born in your eyes, lived on your cheeks & died on your lips but if u were 1 of my tear I wud newer ever cry of the fear of losing u……
57. Do kadam to Sab chalate hai Lekinjindi bhar ka sath koi nahi nibhata, agar Rokar bhulai jati yaade to haskar koi gam nahi chhupata.
58. TRUE FND R LKE MORNING. U CANT HVE THM 4 DA WHOLE DAY BT U CAN BE SURE THT THEY WILL BE THERE WHN U WAKE UP 2MRW.
59. NO KNOWLEDGE IS WITHOUT COLLEGE, NO LIFE IS WITHOUT WIFE, WIFE IS A KNIFE WHICH CUT UR
60. Tumhari Muskan Hamari kamzori hai, Tumhe keh nahi pana hamari mazburi hai, tum kyun nahi samajte hamari khamoshiko, kya khamoshi ko zubaan dena zaroori hai?
61. Newtons
62. How to grow a frnship?
Pick a good heart, Plant in Pot of Trust, Water with good thought, add some faith, remove the misunderstanding & nourish with Care
63. Dono aankhon me ashk diya karte hain, hum apni ninde tere naam karte hain. Jab bhi palakh jhapke tumhari, samaj lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hai.
64. Pal Pal se banta hai “EHSAAS”; “EHSAAS” se banta hai “VISHWAS”, “VISHWAS se banta hai “RISTEY”,…..”RISHTEY” say bata hai koi “KHAAS”… Jeise “AAP”.
65. Hotho ke zuban ye aansu kahete hai, jo chup rehte hai lekin phir bhi behte hai, aur in aansu ki kismet to dekhiye ye unke liye behte hai jo in aankhon me rehte hai!!!!
66. If u read this, I M SMART, If u save this u agree I M SMART if u 4ward this u r spreading that I M SMART & if u delete this, u r jealous, bcoz I M SMART……
67. Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabatt, wo aankhon se var karti hai, maine
68. WARNING: Cell phone causes radiation & it result in brain damage ! but u r safe. It only effect people with brain !!! how lucky u r , No Brain No Tension….
69. Zindgi tere bin adhuri hai ! Na jane Q ue duri hai! Sochta hu me bhula du tuje! Par teri ek muskan hi meri kamjori hai!!!!
70. Pehle Usne RAS kaha, phir usne GUL kaha, Phir usne LE kaha, is tarah jalim ne RASULLE ke tukde tukde kar diye….
71. Dream’s are gods way of showing what we can achieve. And he wakes up every morning to give us a chance to achieve it. So do ur
72. Difficult to tell what loving is like…its really impossible to tell what missing is like… may u never miss whom u love n may all whom u love miss u always…
73. Behind every successful boy, there is one girl. But what about unsuccessful boy?..... Lots of Girls!!!!
74. Dimag ho to javab do --- Aapke bhai ke bhatiji ki chachi ki sas ke bhai ki bivi ki sas ke pati ke jamai ke pote ki maa ki nanad ka bhai… Aapka ka kya LAGEGA???
Ans:-- I m Self or my brother…
75. Viti gayi raat ne aavi navi prabhat, Pankhida killol kare ane suraj chamke chak chakchakachat khusiyo thi bharel divas vite tare etle to kahu chhu SUPRABHAT..
76. Sardar was walking with parrot on his shoulder one man asked kaha se kharida parrot replied PUNJAB se,,,,, Bolo tara ra ra …
77. Aap jaise log hame kuch khas lagte he, Man me har waqt ek aas rakhte he, Jane ka baa jaye SMS apka isi liye to Hum MOBILE dil ke paas rakhte he..
78. Santa 2 banta: Agar tu bata de k meri tokri me kya he to Sare Eggs tere , Aur agar ye batade ke kitne he to 8 k 8 tere, aur agar tu ye bata de k kis janwar ke he to woh murghi bhi teri….
Banta: Yaar bada tedha sawal hai jara Hint to de !!!!
79. TT is Moving Train : Ticket dikhao .. Sardar: Lo Dekho. TT: Ye to Platform ka ticket hai… Sardar: Toh humko bhi to platform pe utarana hai.. Bolo tara ra….
80. Money Says “Earn to Lot ” Time Says “Plan me Lot ” Flower Says “Love me Lot ” Study Says “Learn me Lot ” SMS says “Send me Lot ” & I Say “Remember me Lot ”
81. Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi… Ret pe likhe naam kabhi Tikte nahi… Tumne hame patthar dil to keh diya …. Par patthar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi….
82. Ahsas apke hone ka jis pal nahi hota, saso ka silsila bhi mukamal nahi hota, MOBILE ka Inbox khubsurat nahi hota agar isme apka pyar bhara SMS nahi hota.
83. Sardar gives interview-To bataiye PANI ke bina insane kese marega? Sardar – Oye, PANI nahi hoga to INSAN tarenga kaise aur tarenga nahi to dub jayenga!! Bolo tatrara.
84. How can I “S_CCESS” without u? or “C_TE” ? or “H_MBLE”? or “F_T_RE” ? or even “TR_ST” ? what will I do without U?
85. Sine me dil, Dil me Dard, Dard me nasha, Nashe me Mithas, Mithas me umid, umid me uaqeen,Yakeen me khayal, Khayal me tasveer & Tasveer me only u my frd.
86. A hase chhe jayere Tyare Tyare….. gal ma khada pade chhe, hu vicharu chhu betha betha, Mara sivay e khada ma ketla pade chhe………
87. Ankho varsi jay chhe karan vagar, haiyu harkhai jay chhe karan vagar, Jivvanato lakh karan chhe pan swas atki jay chhe dost tara vagar….
88. Wo ankh badi pyari thi jo humne use mari thi , wo sandal badi bhari thi jo usne hame mari thi, hum to muft mehi pit gaye, hame to ankh ki bimari thi………
89. Mari kabar par lilu khas joi loko kahe chhe Aane to marya pachi pan lila laher chhe.
90. 2 Sardar on phone , 1st Sardar: HELLO kaun bol raha hai? 2nd replied Main bol raha hu. 1st : Oye kya kamal ki baat hai idherse bhi main hi bol raha hu.
91. Beshak kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko, par khuda se bedhadak pyar mila humko, na rahi tamanna kisi jannat ki hamein, aye dost! Teri dosti se woh pyar mila humko.
92. Pyar kiya to badnam ho gaye, Charcha hamare sareaam ho gaye, Julmi ne dil bhi usi vaqt toda jab hum unke gulam ho gaye!!!
93. Batameez…. Chaddar ki Kameez……., Lohe ka payjama…. , Bandar tera mama……., Billi teri Mausi………., Kutta tera yaar….., Aam ka achar….., Miss U mere YAAR!!!!!!!
94. U r one of most CUTE person I have ever met! Just a second don’t misunderstand, Cute means Creating Unnecessary Troubles Everywhere.
95. if a was an ARTIST, u’d b my picture! If I was POET u’d b my inspiration! If I was an AUTHOR, u’d b my story! But I’m only a CARTOONIST!!!!!!!
96. Wife : tum bahar jate ho to mai hamesa ghabhrati rehti hun. Hus: Don’t worry me jaldi aavunga..Wife: Tumhari isi harkat se to me gabharati rehti hun!!!!!!!
97. FIRST EVER English saayri………Pink lips are girls beauty, Pink lips are girls beauty,and kissing them is a boys first duty……..
98. What is LOVE?
L: Levani nahi kaik aapvani bhavna hovijoie.
O: Ochu vyakt kari vadhu tyag karvo
V: Visvas atut hovo joie.
E: Ekta e prem no payo chhe.
99. Girl:- “I LOVE YOU” Boy:- “I too” Girl :- “How much do u love me?” Boy:- “As much as you do.” Girl:-“u Cheater I thought u love me…”
100. A prayer is not a spare wheel that u pull out when u r in trouble. A prayer is a steering wheel that directs d right path throughout ur
101. I saw u on the ROAD that day. U were looking so fine, Ur
102. DEVDAS ke Babuji nme kaha GHar chhod do, Mane kaha paro chhod do, Paro ne kaha Daru Chhod do LEKIN tumse kisne kaha ke SMS karma chhod do….
103. Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai, har koi pyar ke liye tadapta hai, mere pyar ko galat mat samajna Pyar to dosti me bhi hota hai…
104. FRIENDS in diff languages….
Italian: DOSt
German: FREUND
Hebrew: CHAVER
Frnch: AMI
Pinoy: KAiBiGAN
Dutch: VREND
Mexican: AMIGo
For me ……. Just U.
105. God knows the value of heart so he created love. He knows the value of nite so he created dreams. He knows the value of fnd so he created u…
106. Amazing Sad Facts: Earth Quake:Jan-26-01 Gujarat, Sep-26 Chennai, Dec-26-02 China, Jan 26 -03 Newzeland, May26-03 Japan/Taiwan, Sep-26-03 Japan, Oct-26-03 China, Dec 26-03 IranDec-26 2004 southeast asia.. Morl: newer have ur
107. Yaado ki dhund me teri parchai si lagti hai sannate me gunjati koi shehnai si lagti hai, tum karib ho to apnapan hai varna
108. To Enjoy a few minutes hear a song. To Enjoy few hours see a movie To Enjoy Few years Joins in College. & To Enjoy Life time “Keep in TOUCH with me.
109. Dil ki hasrat Zuba pe aane lagi unko dekha aur Jindgi muskurane lagi, Ye ishq tha ya meri diwangi Har surat
110. Riste hote hai zindgi bitane ke liye Hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane ke liye, milne ka to nasib nahi, SMS kiya apni yaad dilane ke liye…
111. Mana ki pyaar ka pehla akshar adhura hai, lekin is aadhe akshar ko nikalde to YAAR reh jata hai, aur aap jaisa YAAR ho to Zindgi se bhi pyaar ho jata he!
112. Har raste ka mukam nahi hota. Dil ke risto ka naam nahi hota, Khoja hai aapko dil ki roshni se , Aap jaisa dost kisi ke liye AAM nahi hota.
113. Happiness is not an accident. Nor it is something you wish 4.Happiness is something u DESIGN…
114. Face on ur
115. Iss patthar ki duniya me akshar dil tut jaya karte hai. Aankh bhi sambhal kar khol mere dost. Palko ke bich bhi sapne tut jate hai…
116. Woh chand jaise aasman me chamakte rahe, hum raat bhar unki chamak me khoye rahe Jaante hai kabhi na pa sakenge unhe, phir bhi har dua me unhi ko mangte rahe.
117. Sikwe bhi honge humse, sikayat bhi hogi humse, Par dosto se gila nahi karte, achche nahi to bure sahi par hum jaise dost mila nahi karte… What u say?
118. Chhahat ki tum kisise imtihaan mat lena … Jo nibha hi na sako wo wada hi na dena… Jise tumhare bin jine ki aadat hi naho usse jeene ki dua hi na dena….
119. Ehsaas bahut hoga jab chhod ke jayenge, Royenge bahut magar ansu nahi aayenge, Jab sath na de koi to hume aawaj dena. Aasma par bhi honge to lot ke aayenge.
120. Doc.- tamaru vajan ketlu? Jassi- Chasma sathe 65 Kg. Doc.-ane chasma vagar? Jassi- e j to mane nathi dekhatu!!
121. Friendship is bridge between u & me , When u r sad and lonely cross it, I will wait on the other side 4ever & if u r afraid, just tell me … I will cross it 4 u.
122. F.R.I.E.N.D. means First Relative In Every New Difficulty.
133. kabhi honsla bhi aazmana chahiye , bure waqt me muskurana chahiye , Jab 10 dino me khujali na mite to 11 ve din naha
134. Adalat husn ki hogi, Mukkadama tere ishq ka hoga, gavahi mere dil ki hongi, Muzrim tera pyar hoga aur faisla meri zindgi aur maut ka hoga!!!!!!!!!
135. Laut jati hai duniya hamara gam dekhkar , Jaise laut jate hai laheren kinara dekhkar, tu kandha na dena mere zanaze ko, kabhi phir zinda na ho jau tera sahara dekhkar.
136. Your Girlfriend is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent & Romantic In Short form she is your “SISTER”
137. Ankhon ki zubaan vo samaj nahi pate, Hotho se hum kuch keh nahi pate , Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe hum, Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate!!!!1
138. A Good friendship is not when the “Perfect People come to gether” it is when Two imperfect people learn to enjoy their different
139. Mana ke kabhi dil ki baat na bataoge, par ankho me jo hai woh kaise chupaonge, wada raha hamara yeh jab bhi phone uthaonge hamara sms paonge!
140. Chahat kit um kisise imtihaan mat lena… Jo nibha na sako woh wada hi na dena, jinhe tumhare bin jine ki aadat hi na ho… ise jine ki dua hi na dena!!!!!!!!1
141. Savera kya hua sitaro ko bhul gaye, suraj kya aaya aap chand ko bhul gaye, gujre kya kuch pal hamare SMS bina aap hame sms karna bhul gaye.
142. Don ki dosti jaan ka khatra, Sardar ki dosti Dimag ka khatra, Ladki se dosti Dil ka khatra, Daru se dosti lever ka khatra, aur apun se dosti SMS ka khatra!
143. Ladki ladke se kehti hai “ Tune wade kiye the muzse milne ke, Har gali Har mod , Har darvaje ke piche, Lekin tu itna bewafa nikla ke aa na saka mere janaze ke piche” is bat pe ladka javab deta hai “ Mine wade kiye the jaroor tumse Par tu to muzse bhi jyada bewafa nikli aa raha tha ek aur janaza tere jajaze ke piche”
144. Tamari yaad na padagha rahi gaya gaya gaya
145. Chhod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi, bhul jayenge aap hume bhulne wale hum nahi, aap se mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi, Aap ki ek yaad mulakat se kam nahi!!
146. Woh muje dekh rahi thi , me use dekh raha tha, Woh muje dekh rahi thi , me use dekh raha tha, Kyunki Exam me na muje kuch aata tha aur na use!
147. Dard ki dava hum hai, Dil ka sukun hum hai, nazar utha ke dekh dilse apne puchke dekh, tujse Door kabhi hum na the aaj bhi tere karib hum hai…!!!
148. Koi ne hu prem lagu chhu koi ne hu vahem lagu chhu, Koi ne jemtem lagu chhu.. Duniya gati tel leva te batav tane hu kem lagu chhu?
149. Life Ends when u stop dreaming, Love stop when u stop believing, Hope stop when u stop hearing, &&&&&& I Miss u when u stop messaging!!
150. Hasne ke baad kyun rulati he yeh duniya? Jeene ke baad kyun bhulati he ye diniya? Zindgi me kya kuch kasar baki thi Jo marne ke baad jalati he yeh duniya?
151. Teri Zeel si aankhon me Ye dil dub jana chahta he, Par phir yaad aata he Apun ko swimming kaha aata he?
152. $ab$e aacha mera yaar hai, u$ke har m$g. me pyar hai, Agar na aaya u$ka $M$ ek din to mera mobile rakhna bekar hai!!
153. Nadi ni ret ma ramtu nagar male na male, fari aa jivan dharti par male na male, Karu chhu yaad dil thi aaje. Kadachh maru dil dhadaktu kale male na male!!
154. Kabr ki mitti utha le gaya gaya gaya
155. Jahan me mujhe sata raha tha koi Kabra me sone par jaga raha tha koi, aye khuda thodi si aur zindgi dede Meri kabra se udas jar aha tha koi!!
156. A sparrow was in love with white rose… One fine day this sparrow proposed the white rose.. The White rose told when she turns red she’ll love him.. Sparrow tares his body and slowly spread his blood on the white rose and it turns red and fell in love but sparrow is no more…. This is LOVE. If u r really love some one fwd this msg to ur
157. Muddat ho gayi un tanhai ko guzre . phir ab bhi in ankhon me Woh khamoshi kyun hai? Tod diya yakeen mohabaat par se jisne mere, Woh Sakhs ab bhi pyar ke kabil kyun hai?
158. Us pyari si surat
159. Bhul se kabhi hame yaad kiya karo pyar nahi to sikayat hi kiya karo itna bhi gair na samjo ki baat hi na kiya karo , Call nahi to miss call to kiya karo!!!
160. Birth is like a dot life is like a Line, Love is like a triangle but our fndship is like a circle bcoz one circle have no end point!!!!!11
170. Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai, koi mil gaya gaya gaya
171. Dard ko na dekhiye dard se dard ko bhi dard hota hai, Dard ko bhi jaroorat hai pyar ki akhir pyar me to dard hito humdard hota hai!!
172. 1 Stone is enough 2 break glass, 1 Sentence is enough 2 break heart, 1 second is enough 2 fall in love & 1 fnd like u is enough 2 live a happy life.
173. Lamha Lmaha sanse khatam ho rahi hai, Zindgi maut ke pehlu me so rahi he, us bewafa se na pucho meri maut ki wajh woh to Zamane ko dikhane ke liye ro rahi he!!
174. Din ke saath raat nahi hoti, Sitaron se dil ki baat nahi hoti, Jin dosto ko chahte hum khuda jane, unse kyun roz mulakat nahi hoti?
175. Dil ke zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar, Waqt har zakhm ka marham hota he, Dil se jo saccha pyar kare, uska to khuda bhi DIWANA hota he!!!
176. A true fnd is not like a rain that pours & goes. Its more like the air, Sometimes keep quiet, but it always there constantly Hanging AROUND
177. Tumhari Dosti ka Sila har haal me tujhe denge khuda bhi Mange ye dil to usey bhi taal denge, Agar dil ne kaha ke tum bewafa ho to is dil ko bhi siney se nikal denge!!
178. Pyar ne Pyar ko dur se dekha, Pyar hi pyar ko karib laya, Pyar hi pyar me sama gaya
179. When I Pray I Don’t see God. But I know he listens. When I SMS I don’t see you. But I know you think of me with a smile!!!
180. Hum ne socha tha ki sirf hum hi aapko chahte he, par aapke chahne walo ka to kafila nikla tub is dil ne kaha k shikayat kar us khuda se per vo khuda bhi aapko chahne wala nikla…
181. My Heart’s like an open book. It depends upon how u read me. Don’t judge me by my cover ….. look in and discover …. I will be one of ur
182. Ehasas aapke hone ka jis pal nahi hota, saanso ka silsila b mukamal nahi hota. Yeh Zindgi bhi khubsurat nahi hoti, Agar isme aapka pyar nahi hota…..
183. Good friends’ r like computers. They “ENTER” ur ur
184. Save this msg and read it whenever u fail in life, “Apne Hatho Ki Lakeero Ko Kya Dekh Raha Hai, Naseeb Uske Bhi Hote Hai Jinke Hath Nahi Hote!!!!”
185. “Life Comes only once so enjoy it to its fullest extent never be angry and sad coz every minute ur angry or sad u loose sixty second of happiness.”
186. Sabne kaha ke dosti ek dard hai Hum ne kaha ye dard Kabul Kabul
187. Muddat se dur the hum aur tum, Ek zamane ke baad Milna accha laga. Sagar se gehri lagi aapki aankhe, Tairna to aata tha humko magar Dubana Accha laga….!
188. Relationship is not how long uv ben 2gether; not how much luv gvn or receivd; not how many times uv helped each other. Its how U VALUE 1another.
189. Na sathi hai koi, na humsafar hai koi, Na hum kisike na humar hai koi, par aap ko dekh kar keh sakte hai, dost to hamara bhi hai koi….
190. Apni taqdir mai hum mohabbat mangana bhul gaye, Dil to mila par dildar mangna bhul gaye, Hum to dil kisiko de aaye, par badle me dil mangna bhul gaye.
191. Dhundho tum jitna Hum jaisa dost paonge nahi, Bichadne ke baad bhi bhula paonge nahi, Mana humme kuch kamiya sahi par bhagavan ne PERFECT koi banaya nahi!!
192. Dar Dar firte he arman ki tarah , Sabhi milte he anjaan ki tarah , Aise dosto se call ki aas kya rakhe , Ye to SMS bhi bhejte he ehsaan ki tarah.
193. Only open heart receive love, Only open mind receive wisdom, Only open hands receive gifts, only lovely person like u receive my message.
194. Love Start with a smile, Grows with meets & ends with a tear, BUT – Friendship… Start with eyes Grows with an understanding & ends with death.
195. FRIENSHIP DOES NOT NEED EVERYDAY CONVERSATION, DOES NOT ALWAYS NEED TOGETHERNESS AS LONG AS RELATIONSHIP IS KEPT IN D HEART TRUE FRIENDS NEVER GO APART.
196. Get up , Open ur eyes , Out of ur bed, Day has risen, Merry life, Old dreams come true, Rise shine , New plans, Ideas of life , Nice future, Good day for u….
197. Yaadon ka kya kehna voh to lakho me ek he.. Aap ka kya kehna aap to karodo me ek he… apni dosti ka kya kehna woh to khuda se bhi nek hai….
198. Friendship may be old- May be new – Rear friends are very few.- so whenever u r lonely remember it is true. Someone.. Somewhere is thinking of u…
199. if u wnt success in ur life: B Swt as Honey, B Regular as Clock, B Fresh as Rose, B Soft as Tissue, B Strong as Rock, B Sure as death & B Smart as Me….
200. Life is 4 u, Death is 4 me. Bless is 4 u ,Curse is 4 me, Love is 4 u, Hate is 4 me, Every thing is 4 u but u r 4 me….
201. Dosto se judai ka gam na karna.. Door raho to bhi Mohabaat kam na karna.. agar mile jindgi me kisi mod par.. to hame dekhkar aankhe band na karna…!!!
202. Def. of Wife . “ Ek aisi aurat jo 10-15 sal tak tok tok ke apki har aadat badalti rahe, aur baad me kahe , Aap to pehle jaise nahi rahe.!!
203. Layi he Kis makam pe dil ki lagi mujhe, Teri aankhe bhi to samajti he ajnabi mujhe, Bhatak na jau kisi gam ke andhere me, lauta de meri jindgi me roshni mujhe..!!
204. Zindgi me raho me bahut se yaar milenge , Hum kya hum se bhi achhe hazar milenge , un achho ki bhid me hame na bhula dena, Hum kaha tumhe baar baar milenge…!!!!!!!!
205. Hai! Moon Dim ur
206. Kafi he sapne dil ko behlane ke liye Mahobaat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe pade bhale gam se vaasta, ek dost rakhana sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye.
207. Believe in Miracle, but don’t depend on them better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Don’t limit ur ur
208. The measure of man’s real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.
209. There are many stars but moon is u, there r many fnds but best is u , to forget me is upon to u I will never ever do.
210. The loveliest day comes when you wake up to find that life still colours ur
211. Dreams gives rise to hope…Hope inspires efforts…. Efforts result in success. So dreams r d roots of success… Let ur
212. Today I caught myself Smilling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of u. smile on ur
213. Hoti nahi mohabbat surat Surat
214. When u r born, u were crying n every one around u was smiling, Live ur
215. Some joys r better expressed in silence.. as a smile holds more meaning than a laughter … When I was asked if I enjoy meeting u in life, I just smiled J
216. When god leads u to edge of the CLIFF, trust him fully, Only 1 of 2 things will happen; either he will catch u when u fall or he will teach u how to fly!!!!
217. A SMILE Marks the days beginning A PRAYER to bless your way, A SONG to lighten the heart, A CHEER to praise God’s presence!..... Good Morning.
218. Good message 4 Good Person From Good friend 4 a Good Reason at a Good time on a Good day in a Good month & Good year to say GOOD-MORNING…
219. Duniya me bahut gam milenge such mano acche dost kam milenge..Jis mod pe sab chhod denge .. KASAM tumhari tab us mod pe hum Milenge…
220. Biscuit Manufacture write love letter to his GF , Dear MARIE, Yester day was GOOD-DAY ,our meeting was truly NICE, . though I was in a 50-50 mind state to see u. if I hadn’t meet u, probably my LITTLE HEART would have KRACKJACKED, Yours BOURBOURN.
FRIENDSHIP DAY SPECIAL (221-230)
221. FRIENDS & FRNDSHIP is package of fellings…. Noboday can make it Nabody can delete it Nobody can explain it, only we can feel it..!
222. E Dost teri dosti ke liye duniya chod denge, Teri taraf aye tufan ko mod denge, Agar tune saath chhoda kasam se teri HADDIYAAN tod denge!!!!!!!
223. EK hasi jo hasa de, Ek aansu jo rula de, Ek aarzo jo jaga de, Ek chhahat jo samaj le , AAhat jo jaan le, usi riste ka naam he “DOSTI”.
224. We meet, it by chance. We bcom frnd it was destiny. We r still fnds it was decision. We will be alwys b fnd that’s a promise.
225. Treat life as sea, Ur
226. It’s not an achievement to make 100 fnds for a year but its an achievement to make 1 friend for 100 years & I have made its U…………….!
227. Hav heart that never hate, hav a Smile that never fade, hav a touch that never Hurt & Build relation that never break ….
228. A Frndship is sweet when it’s new. But it is sweeter when it’s True.! But u know wat? It’s a sweetest when its u…!!!!
229. FRIENDS Means First Relative In Every New Difficulties…….. & I got perfect one in form of u..
230. Friendship is promise made in heart, Silent, UnwrittenUnbreakable by distance, unchangeable by time, once a frnd always frnd……
231. Din bit jate hai suhani yaade chhodkar, baate rah jati hai ek kahani banker , lekin hamari “DOSTI” to hamesha dil me rahengi ankhon ka pani banker.
232. Yaad teri aane na denge aisa kabhi hone na denge … Dost tere jaisa khone na denge… Sarafat se contact me rehna varna kan
233. Hum dosti ka farz yunhi nibhate rahenge, Waqt be waqt aapko satate rahenge, duaa karo umar lambi ho hamari varna
234. Dosti-kaho to do lafz, Mano to bandgi, Socho to gehra sagar, Dubo to Zindgi, Karo to aasan Nibhao to muskil , bikhare to sara zamana Simte to tum….
235. “DIL” ka rishta hai hamara Har yaad me hai chehara tumhara Sath nahi to kya hua Zindgi bhar ka DOSTI nibhane ka wada hai hamara.
236. Hame duniya ko zakham dikhana nahi aata tadapte hai khud tadpana nahi aata, ye sari baton me tum mahi ho, kyunki hame aap ki tarah “BHOOL” jana nahi aata.
237. Dono aankhon me ashk liye firte hai, hum apni ninde apke naam karte hai, jab b palak zapke tumhari, samaj lena dost hum tumhe yaad karte hai….
238. Ek family sholay dekhke aayi aur pati patni ko romantically bola NACH BASANTI NACH turant hi baccha bola mummy! IS KUTTE KE SAMNE MAT NACHANA.
239. Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua … Thoda tum chalo……. Thoda hum chalenge………. …………………………………………………………………….Uske baad riksha kar lenge J.
240. A man went 2 rammandir & prayed to findout his lost wife. Ramji prakat hue aur bola, “Baju me hanuman ka mandir hai, waha jao meri ani biwi ko bhi usine dhundi thi..”
241. “Newer love a love that Hurts, newer hurt a love that love”
242. Premika ke Diwar pe janab galib susu karte pakde gaye, tab bole: TERE ISHQ NE ZALIM ITNA DARD DIYA, KAMBAKHAT AASUONNE APNA RASTA HI BADAL DIYA.
243. Khuda ne agar ye rishta banaya na hotaek dost ko duje dost se milaya na hota, Zindgi ho jaati bejaan agar maine
244. Dil ki hasti bikhar gayi hoti, aur ruh ke zakham bhar gaye hote, zindgi aap jese dosto ki amanat he, varna
245. Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujara nahi karte. Dard-e-dil liya aur diya karte, Ye dosti ka rishta bhi sirf tum se hai, varna
246. 1 Stone is enough 2 break a glass. 1 Sentence is enough 2 break a heart. 1 Second is enough 2 fall in love &. 1 Love is like u is enough to live a life.
247. Khawabo mei ayenge SMS ki tarah, dil me bas jayenge RINGTONE ki tarah, dosti kabhi kam na hongi BALANCE ki tarah, bus tum busy mat rehana NETWORK ki tarah!!!!!!
248. Its been des snce ive seen U, hrs snce ive tlkd 2U, Minutes snce I last heard ur
249. Nadi ni ret ma ramtu nagar male na male.. Fari aavu jivan dharti par male na male… Karu chhu yaad dil thi tamne aaje… Kadach maru dil dhadakatu male na mele………
250. Mr. Inside went to see Mr. Outside. Inside standing outside called Outside outside. But Outside sitting inside called Inside inside. When Inside came inside, Outside went outside to inside. Then Outside called Inside outside but Inside from inside called Outside inside. So Woh is inside out.
251. Log kahete hai ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hai maut nahi, magar wo log ye kyun bhul jaate hai ki dhokha bhi zindgi deti hai maut nahi….
252. Pyar karne walo ki kismet buri hoti hai, Har mulakat judai se judi hoti hai.. Kabhi waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekhana, dosti har rishte me badi hoti hai….
253. Aisa nahi aap ki yaad aati nahi, Khata sirf itni he ke hum batate nahi… Dosti aapki anmol he hamare liye. Samajate ho aap is liye jatete nahi……Always missing u..
254. “A” ki bivi “B”, “B” ki bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”, “V” ka dada “G”, “G” ki biwi “K”, “K” ki beti “T”, To batao “A” aur “T” ka kya Rishata? Brother & Sister
255. Aye mere SMS mere dost ke paas jaana, agar woh so raha ho to sor mat karma, jab woh jage to dhire se muskurana phir kehna ”KANJUS SMS KAR”.
256. Tamam umra Zindgi se dur rahe Teri khusi ke liye apni khusi se dur rahe. Ab isse badhakar wafa ki saja kya hogi? Tere hokar tujse dur rahe…!!!
257. Life brings “KABHI KHUSI KABHI GAM”,, How ling it “NA TUM JANO NA HUM” But always “HUM SATH-SATH HAI” woh knows “KAL HO NA HO”. But always remember “MAIN HOON NA”.
258. Hasrato se hum aap ki rah saja denge. Sapno ki daulat aap pe lunta denge. Na koi phul aaj mere daman me hai… lekin aapke aane pe palke bicha denge..
259. Aap ko laga hamne aap ko bhula rakha hai magar hamne aap ko aankhon me chipa rakha he koi na dekhe aap ko hamari aankhome isliye palko ko jhuka rakha hai.
260. Soft speech clean heart peaceful eyes focused mind & Determined decision with god’s love…. Always makes u winner in life…
261. What makes some people dearest & special? Not just happiness that u feels when u meet them, but it’s the pai u feel when u miss them…….
262. F’ship is not just exam 2 Pass or fail, Not just competition 2 win or loss, it is a feeling in which u care 4 some 1 morethan ur
263. Aaj ek sardar helmet pahen ke bahar nikla to police ne kaha “Nikal 50 Rs.” To sardar bola “maine
264. Dost hai to aansuon ki shaan hoti hai, dost na ho to mehfil Samsan hoti hai Sara khel to dosti ka hai, varna
265. Kya kahu tumhe “Khawab kahu to bikhar jaonge, dil kahu to tut jaonge, aao tumhara naam zindgi rakh deta hu, maut se pehle to saath nahi chod paonge.!!
266. It breaks ur
267. Javani aave to masti lage chhe, parnya pachi a sasti lage chhe, Chhokra aave to vasti lage chhe, pachi to love letter pan pasti lage chhe!
268. Never hurt the heart that loves u coz wounded heart r like crushed flower nvr bloom again but leave perfume on the hand that crushed u.
269. Santa went to museum, ther he broke a statue.. OFFICER: u hv broken a 5000 yrs old statue… Then santa replies “THANK GOD!!! Mere ko laga naya tha”
270. Sardar: Bless me God, My son is a gambler, My Daughter is a drug addict & my wife is an alcoholic. GOD: isn’t ther anything positive in ur
271. Tab tak pyar se pyar na karo, jab tak pyar aapse pyar na kare. Aur jab pyar aapse pyaar kare to use aisa pyar karo ki, pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare…
272. “We make them cry woh care for us, we cry for them woh never care for us and we care for them woh will never cry for us…”
273. Love means – Lake of beer, Ocean of Whishkey, Vally of rum, End of Stock(bar closed) love is injurious to health so dnt love.
274. PHOOL bankar muskurana zindgi hai.. Muskurake gum bhulana zindgi hai .. Mil kar khus hue to kya hue, bina mile rishta nibhana zindgi hai!!!!
275. Duaon ki bhid me ek dua hamari, jisme mangi hamne khusi tumhari, jab bhi muskuraen aap dil se… samjo dua kubul hai hamari…
276. Kismat pe aitbar kisko hai? Mil jaye khusi inkaar kisko hai kuch mazburiya hai meri zindgi me dost barna JUDAI se pyaar kisko hai?
277. Leave something 4 friends never leave friend 4 something bcoz in life something will leave u but friends will always live with u.
278. Tum mano ya na mano pyaar insaan ki zarurat hai, kisi din aao hamari mehfil me , ek acche waiter ki zarurat hai…
279. Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, dil mile na mile hath milate rahiye, TAJ na banate rahiye bahut mahenga padenga har taraf mumtaj banate rahiye.
280. Koi dikha ke roye… koi chupa ke roye… Hume rulane wale.. hume rula ke roye… marne ka maza to tab hai yaaron jab katil bhi janaje par aakar roye!!!!!!!!!!!!!
281. Har raat ko chand ka didar nahi milta Har bag ko fulo ka shringar nahi milta .. aye yaar humne bhi duniya dekhi hai , hare ek ko tumhare jaisa yaar nahi milta..
282. Hamara gam kisne dekha hai, Jisne b dekha hamara chehara dekha hai, hum to aksar
Roya karte hai tanhai me, Logo ne to hame bas muskurate dekha hai..
283. Riste hote hai zindagi bitane ke liye.. Hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane ke liye.. Milne ka to nasib nahi … lo SMS kiya apni yaad dilane ke liye
284. Kar ja kuch aisa yaari me ki Thanks aur sorry words baimaan lage, nibha aisi yaari, ki yaar ko tumhe chhodna muskil aur duniya chhodana aasan lage.
285. Aankhon se Pani Bahakar to dekho, hothon se gam batakar to dekho, khusi deke gam hum se lenge, ekbar humse dosti nibhake to dekho
286. Har waqt muskurana fitrat ho Tumhari. Aap yunhi khus rahe hasarat hai hamari. Aap ko hamari yaad aaye na aaye, aap ko yaad karana aadat hai hamari.
287. Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chhahiye, Dil hai beghar ek ghar chahiye. Bas yunhi sath chalet raho e dost, Yeh dosti hame umar bhar chahiye.
288. Sama ki roshni se andhera dur hota hai, is duniya me har koi mazbur hota hai. Jo aankhon se jitna dur hota hai. Wohi dil ke itne karib hota hai.
289. Aapki palko pe khawab rakh gaya gaya gaya
290. Mohabbat har kisiko azmati hai, kisise ruth jati hai or kisi pe muskurati hai. Mohabaat khel hi aisa hai ke kisika kuch nahi jata aur kisiki jaan chali jaati hai
291. Aap ke khayalon se furasat nahi milti hum eek pal ki raahat nahi milti , mil to jata hai sab kuch bas aap ki ek jalak nahi milti.
292. Raat hogi to chand bhi dikhai denga, khawabon me tumhe woh chehara dikhai denga ye mohabbat hai zara soch ke karana, ek aansu gira to sabko sunai denga…..
293. Kuch bikhare sapno se aankhon me nami hai, ek chotasa aasma aur umido ki zamin hai… Yun to bahut kuch hai zindgi me sirf Jo dost dur hai unki kami hai…
294. Aakash ke taron me khoya hai jahan sara, lagata hai pyara ekek tara un taaron se bhi sabse pyara hai ek sitara jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara….
295. Jab hamne use pucha sapna kya hota hai? To unhone kaha jo bandh aankhon me jo apna hota hai… wohi khuli ankhon me sapna hota hai…
296. Tari ankhon ni pyaas banva taiyaar chu , tara dil no shvas banva taiyar chhu, tu jo aavish mane sajivan kare, to hu roz lash banva taiyar chhu….
297. My friendship has infinite layers just like onions, you may not be able to count it but when u’ll have tears in your eyes….:)
298. Dosti se kimti koi jaagir nahi hoti, dosti se khubsurat koi tasvir nahi hoti dosti yun to he ek kacchha dhaga, magar is dhage se mazbut koi zanjeer nahi hoti…
299. Dil ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hainigah ko kisi I talash rehti hai tere bina koi kami to nahi par gali wali jamadarni udas rehti hai…
300. One day I asked to god what is the difference between ur ur
301. Dosti se aaj pyar sharmaya hai, Teri chahat ne aisa gazab dhaya hai khuda se kya tuje mange wo to khud mujse aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai.
302. Fiendship is all about three things. Winning, Losing and sharing….Winning your friend’s heart, losing your ego and sharing joys and sorrows too.
303. A woman lives a better longer n peaceful life … !! Why? Very simple … A woman not have a wife…
304. A boy filling an application form.. Getsconfused n asked his dad , MOTHER TONGUE ma shu lakhu? Dad replied very long lakhi nakh…!
305. Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayengi, Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayengi par kabhi socha na thi ki surprise me apne husband ko sath layengi.
306. Rishro ki kitab ka cover hai DOSTI, Dosti se hi bani hai apni hasti, dosti ke rishton ki baat aap karte hai, Hamare liye to zindgi hai aap ki dosti!!!!!!!!!
307. Saath rahete rahete yunhi waqt guzar jayenga Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayenga. Jilo ye pal jab hum saath hai kya pata yeh waqt hame kaha le jayenga..
308. Aap ko MISS karma roz ki baat ho gai, yaad karma aadat ki baat ho gayi, Aap se door rehna Kismat ki baat ho gayi, magar aapko bhulana apne bas ke bahar ki baat ho gayi!!
309. Sharifo me koi chor nahi hota, Kauwo me koi mor nahi hota, nayi patang ko koi dor nahi hota, Are yaaron hamse kare jo dosti woh kabhi BOR nahi hota…
310. JAANI…. Jinke ghar shish eke hote hai …. Woh … Woh….Woh…. Raat me TOILET jate hai!!!
311. Ho sakta hai hamne anjane me unhe rula diya, unhone duniya ke kahene pe hame bula diya, Hum to waise bhi akele the, kya hua jo unhone Ehsaas dila diya.!!!
312. Mahek teri aaj bhi meri saanso me hai. ek ada teri meri in aankhon me hai. Tu bhale mita de apne dil se mera wazood, magar teri jagah abbhi meri yaadon me hai.
313. Naraz hona aapse galti kehlayengi, agar aap hamse naraz ho gaye to yeh sanse tham jayengi, haste rehna hamensha yunhi, aapki hasi se kisiki zindgi sawar jayengi….
314. My Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life + My Relief + My honour& my pride = your one SMS ab socho tumhara SMS mere liye KIMAT!!!!
315. CLOSE UP SONG--- “Kya aap Mobile rakhate hai? Par call karne se darte hai!! .. Bas miss call kiya karte hai….Aap SMS kyun nahi karte hai??? Aaha…, aap kare to hum kare..”
316. Nighaho se nighahe milakar to dekho, Kabhi kisiko apna bana ke to dekho, milna chahenge sabhi tumhe ek bar tum sabun se naha
317. Baagon me phool khilte rahenge,,, Raat me diye jalte rahenge… Dua hai khuda se aap khus rahe … hum to tang yunhi karte rahenge…
HOLI – Special (318-320)
318. Na banawat se, Na sajawat se, Na juban se, na nigahon se, na dimag se, na rang se, na bhang se, na phoolo se, na saugat se, AAP ko HOLI mubarak ho direct *DIL SE*
319. Holi ke tyohar pe ho rang ki bharmar dhersari khusiyon se ho aapka sansar yehi dua he hamari bhagvan se hamari harbar. Happy holi…
320. Pitchkari kidhar, GULAL ki bauchar apno ka pyar, vahi hai holi ka tyohar
321. 1 Aishwarya thi diwani si1 shahrukh pe woh marti thi, nazre zukake sarma ke hritik ki galiyon se gujarti thi, chori chori chupke chupke salman ko chitthiya likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha ajay se par kyon sunny se voh darti thi, jab bhi milti thi vivek se sirf yahi pucha karti thi “JINAL kaha rehta hai?”
322. GOLDEN FACT OF LIFE:- When some 1 loves u, U don’t realiz it, whn u realize it, its 2 late, U always love the 1 woh leaves U, & U leaves the 1 woh loves U……
323. Life Without friends Is
L-onely I-nsecure F-ull of doubt E-mptiness. & Life with friends like u is
L-ight & easy I-nspiring F-ull of hope & E-nthusiasm
324. A lovely msg 4 a lovely personfrom a lovely frnd 4 a lovely reason at a lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style: GOOD-MORNING
325. Sab kehte hai ki acche log mar kar sitare ban jaate hai, magar hum kehte hai ki acche sitare toot kar aap jaise dost ban jate hai…
326. What would a man say after going to toilet but still not satisfied ,………………… “ JUDA HOKE BHI TU MUJ ME KAHI BAAKI HAI…”
327. Life is a “Railway Station”. In which ‘LOVE’ is a ‘Train’ it will come & go at any time but Friendship is The track which will be forever!!!
328. To say I trust u is much more special than say I Love U. , bcoz u may not always trust d person u luv but u can always luv d person u trust.!!!!!!!
329. A.- u r Attractive, B. – u r Best, C- u r Cute, D – u r Dear to me, E – u r Excellent, F – u r Funny, G- u r Good looking, H- Hello I m Joking……………
330. Relation means To help without HESITATION, To give Without EXPECTATION, To Love without LIITATION, & to remember EVEN without COMMUNICATION….
331. I want to say some words to u!!! that’s start with u.. & ends with u…… “ULLU”.
332. Ek raat khuda ne pucha ke tu dosti me itna kyun khoya hai? Tab dil se aavaj aayi, dosti ne hi di hai khusiya sari, warna pyar kar ke to hamensa ye dil roya hai….
333. I like Three things only … PIZZA, PEPSI & U… PIZZA for Eat.., Pepsi for Drink, & U……………. Table kaun saaf karenga.
334. Dosti ka rishta aankhon aur palkon jaisa hota hai. Agar palak kuch der na japke to ankh ro deti he aur agar ankh me kuch gir jaye to palak tadap uthati hai.
335. Aankhon me aansu ki lakir ban gayi, socha tha aisi taqdeer ban gayi, hamne to yunhi phirayi thi ret me ungli gor se dekha to tumhari tasveer ban gayi.
336. Visvas ki ek dor hai dosti, betab dil ki kamzori he dosti, na mano to kuch nahi, agar mano to khuda ki bhi zarurat hai dosti.
337. Don’t run ahed of GOD. Let him direct ur
338. Friendship is like a glass, a scratch on any side will reflect on d other side too, so always handle feelings carefully, coz d scratch cant be removed………………..
339. 10-Fingres, 09-Planets, 08-Sides, 07-Wonders, 06-Sences, 05-Pandavas, 04-Seasons, 03-Choices, 02-Genders, 01-Sweet FRIEND U…. U….U….. ONLY U……………
340. Dil kabhi na lagana hamensha dard paonge, Biti baate yaad karke rote hi jaonge, karna hi hai to geheri karo DOSTI, hamensha umid se dugna paonge.
341. Kutte, Kamine, Gadhe, Ullu ke pathhe, nalayak, Bewakoof, Bandar, Bhaloo… ……………….. SAB, milkar bhi hamari DOSTI nahi tod sakte.
342. Ravan had 20 eye but he sight only one but u have only 2 eye & u sight every woman to asli raven kaun?.. tu…..
343. Sweet is ur
344. Har pathhar pe likhu I MISS U… aur woh har patthar aapko maru , Taki aapko ahsaas ho ki aapki yaad kitna dard deti hai…
345. Bewazah kisiko sataya nahi karte, had se zyada kisiko tadpaya nahi karte, jinki saanse chalti ho appse unhe aawaz ke liye itna rulaya nahi karte…
346. Zindgi me kuch baat apka saath nahi chodegi… 1)WAQT….… 2) Dil ki DHADKAN……….. 3) PARCHHAYI….. 4) NASEEB………….AUR……….. AUR……….. MERI DOSTI…
347. Height of Self confidence: Filling the rechecking form before EXAM…
348. Husband: Today’s Sunday I want to enjoy so I brought 3 Movie ticket Wife: But why 3 Hub: For u & ur
349. Never waste an opportunity to say “I LOVE U”. 2some1 u really love coz its not everyday u’ll meet the person woh has d magic 2 let u fall in love………..
350. Tum kya jaano kya hoti hai tanhai, iss tute hue patte se pucho kya hoti hai judai… Yun befaai ka ilzam na de jaalim is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi…..!!!!!
351. Between yesterday mistake & Tomorrow hope there is d fantastic opportunity that is “TODAY” … Live it Lively…
352. TAJMAHAL ko dekh ke Shahjahan ka pota bola…………..
TAJMAHAL ko dekh ke Shahjahan ka pota bola………….. Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana nahi hota…
353. Karni khuda se kuch fariyaad baki hai.. hamne unse kehni kuch baat baki hai.. maut aayengi to keh denge.. ruuk abhi ek dost se mulakat baki hai…
354. Kaun karta hai yaad numbaro ko .. log to chehre tak bhul jaate hai hamare naam ko kar lete hai moibile me store par SMS karna bhul jate hai…
MOONSOON SPECIAL (355):-
355. Bahoot dino se thi aasman ki saajis, Aaj puri ho gayi hi unki khwahis, bhig lo yaar hame yaad karke is mausam me Mubarak ho tumhe ye pehli BAARIS….
356. Baarbad kar gaye woh zindgi pyaar ke naam pe, bewafai mil gayi wafa ke inam pe, zakham hi zakham de gaye woh dava ke naam pe, bhagwan bhi ro pada meri mohabaat ke unjan pe.
357. Bikhare aansu ke moti hum piro na sake, teri yaad me saari raat hum so na sake, bhig na jaye aansuon me tasveer teri bas yahi soch soch kar hum ro na sake…
358. Hum aapko itna yaad karte hai jitna aap hame yaad karte ho fark sirf itna hai ke hum aap ko yaad karke sms karte hai aur aap sms padhke yaad karte ho….
359. 2 sardar ko 3 live bomb mile police ko dene chale,1 sardar: 1 bomb raste me phat gaya
360. “Don’t spend ur
361. Is dil me yaadon ke mele hai, tum bin hum, kitne akele hai, sabkuch chhod ke hum tumhe SMS karte hai dekho hum aapko kitna MISS karte hai…..
362. Dil tutna saza hai mohabbat ki dil jodna ada hai dosti ki … mange jo kurbaniya, wo hai mohabbat jo bin mange ho jaye kurban usi ka naam hai dosti……
363. Mehfil me na sahi, Tnahai me yaad karonge..kabhi to us khuda se fariyaad karonge… na mila hai … na milenga mere jaisa yaar koi, kabhi to is baat pe naaz karonge….
364. Kyank dhodmar varsad varsi jay che to kya bund ni pan pyas rahi jaay chhe, koi ne male chhe hazar chehara prem ma to koi ek chehara mate pan tarsi jay chhe..
365. Udas na hona me tumhare saath hu, samne na sahi par tumhare aaspas hu, palko ko bandh karke dil se yaad karna... me tumhare liye 1 ehsaas hu.
366. A couple before Marriage—Mad 4 each other, After Marriage=Made for each other, in future= Mad becoz of each other.............
367. Sardar apne naukar se bola garden me pani daal naukar: saab baaris gir rahi hai.. Sardar: abey kamchor raincoat pehankar daal.....
368. >Exam: What is ford? Santa: oye gaddi.. Examiner: What is oxford? Santa:....... Oye bail gaddi.... bolo tarara...
369. Unhe yeh sikayat hai woh hume yaad nahi karte par kambakt ye kaun bataye ki hum unhe yaad kese kare jinhe hum bhulte hi nahi...
370. lakhu to su lakhu lakhata kalam atke6, tamne yaad karta dil na taar ranke6, tamara phone nahi aave janu 6u chhata aa phone par varanvar nazar mobile par atke 6....
371. Kanjus ki jindgi kya jeena, kabhi to meri tarah jiya karo, roj mere SMS padhkar sharam nahi aati... kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.............
372. A lion getin married, all animals are dancing..... but a mouse dancing and dancing with very happiness..... so one ask to mouse, “Why u r so happy?” , mouse: “aaj mere bhai ki saadi hai!!!” Then ask “bhai?” mouse: “Saadi se pehle me bhi sher thaa!!!!”........
373. Apno ne Zehar ka jaam de diya, gairon ne bewafa naam de diya.... jo kahte hai hume bhul na jaan unhone hi bhulne ka paigam de diya...........
374. Vaada nahi karte ke dosti nibhyenge... kosis yahi rahi rahengi tumhe nahi satayenge... jarurat pade to dil se pukarna....... mar rahe honge to bhi mohallat leke aayenge..
375. Dilon se khelne ka hunar hame nahi aaata. Is liye ishq ki baazi hum har gaye, Hamari zindgi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha isi liye woh hume jinda mar gaye......
376. mana ke pyaar ka pehla akshar adhura hai. Par usme se pehla “P” nikal diya jaye to yaar reh jaata hai aur aap jaisa yaar mile to jindgi se bhi pyaar ho jaat hai...
377. Dosti karo to dhokha mat dena... Dosto ko aansuo ka tohfa mat dena, ... Dil se roye koi tumhe yaad karke .... aisa kisiko mauka mat dena....
378. Pyar se pyaari koi mazburi nahi hoti.. kami aapno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti, diloka juda hona ek alag baat hai... Nazro se dur hona koi duri nahi hoti...
379. khuli jo ankhe to manjar ajib tha, dard tha par woh dil ke karib tha, dhunda karte the ham jinhe haath ki lakiron me pata chaala ke woh kisi aur ka nasib tha......
380. Khuda kare ke dosti me 1 aisa mauka aaye. Meri ruh, mera jivan mere dost ke kam aaye. Hum to itna chahte he ki agle janam me bhi aapke dosto me hamara naam aaye....
381. Khuda ne kaha dosti na kar dosti me tu deewana ho jayenga mene kaha aye khuda, kabhi zameen pe aake mere dost se mil tu bhi uska deewana ho jayenga..........
382. Chandni raat ka mausam suhana lagta hai, hasrat hai nayi par armaan purana lagta hai, Aap ho sath to apnapan lagta hai varna
383. Har yaadon me usi ki yaad rehti hai.. meri aankhon me usiki talash rehti hai. Kuch tum bhi dua karo.. suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai.........
384. Roshni ho to diya jalta hai, Shama ho to parvana jalta hai, rishte na ho to dil jalta hai, agar aap jaisa dost ho to jamana jalta hai....
385. AAj kuch kami hai tere bagair, na rang na roshni hai tere bagair, waqt apni raftaar se chal raha hai, bus...”DHADKAN” thami hai tere bagair...!!!
386. Kismat ruk gayi.. Dil ke taar tut gaye..woh bhi ruth gaye...sapne bhi tut gaye...khazane me the sirf do aansu ... jub yad unki aayi to woh bhi lut gaye..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
387. Palko ke kinare jo hamne bhigoye hi nahi... aur woh sochte hai ki hum kabhi roye hi nahi..woh puchte hai khwabon me kaise dikhte hai... unhe kya pata hum ek umar se soye hi nahi.
388. Smtime i 4get 2 say hi..smtime i even miss 2 reply, smtime my msg doesn’t reach u, but it don’t mean dat i 4getu , i’m just giving u time to “MISS ME”.
389. Love the heart that hurts u but never hurt the heart that loves u, bcoz 4 the world u might be someone but 4 someone u r the world.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!
390. Aadmi ssadi kuyn karta hai? Taake aadmimarne ke baad agar swarg me jaye to achha feel kare... aur agar nark me jaye to homely feel kare.........
391. Without ur ur
392. Give laugh to all but smile to ONE, give cheek to all but lips to ONE, give love to all but heart to One, Give life for all but live for One.....
393. What is Love? Its when someone breaks ur
394. Jaise lohe ko loha kat ta hai... sone ko sona kat ta hai... Zehar ko zehar kat ta hai... heere ko heera kat ta hai... waise hi tumhe ek din kutta katega...!!!
395. Do u know the value of minute? Well it all depends on which side of the toilet door you are...!
396. Bekhudi ki jindgi hum jiya nahi karte, jam dusro ka chhin kar hum piya nahi karte, mohaabat unko hai to aake ijhaar kare, pichha hum bhi kisika kiya nahi karte....
397. Wife ko begum kyun kahte hai? Kyunki saadi ke baad sare gam husband ke hisse me aajate hai aur wife Be-gum ho jati hai..
398. Mere dil, jigar kidney, lever ho tum, waqt bewaqt aaye woh fever ho tum, doob kar jisme mar jau woh river ho tum, isiliye mere jivan me forever ho tum...
399. Phulon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai, taro ne gagan se salam bheja hai, har khusiya mubarak ho aapko, sacche dil se humne yeh paigam bheja hai.... GET WELL SOON....
400. Hasi ne labo pe thirikna chhod diya, Khabo ne sapno me aana chhod diya, nahi aati aab to hichkiya bhi, shayad aapne bhi yaad karna chhod diya.....
401. If a lovers like a moon fnd like a star, and hv u notice that the sky can look beautiful without moon but not without star....
402. Sun sako to ek kahani hu mein, rok sako to ek nishani hu mein, pa sako to ek saaya hu mein, Rok payi na jise diniya wo ek bund aankh ka paani hu mein...
403. D-Dastak bhi na de , O-our apna banale, S-Sari jindgi jo saath de, T-Takdir jo savar de, I-Isi rishte ko kahte hai – DOSTI..........
404. Failure should never goto ur ur
405. Woh jindgi hi kya jisme pyaar nahi, woh pyar hi kya jisme yaaden nahi, Woh yaade hi kya jisme tum nahi, aur wo tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi....
406. Ye raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai?, kismat se apne shikayat kyun hoti hai?, Ajib khel khelti hai yeh jindgi, Jise hum pa na sake usise mohabaat kyun hoti hai?
407. Khuda kare Dosti me 1 aisa mauka aaye, meri ruh mera jeevan mere dost ke kam aaye, hum to itna chahte hai ki agle janam bhi aapke dost me hamara naam aaye..
408. When day lights are darkened hue. The lovely star hinting at u. ur
409. Jab hum roya karenge teri yaad sanjoya karenge, jab hum soya karenge, tujhe yaad kiya karenge, agar hum mar bhi gaye to kyaa. Hua.... yamraj ke mobile se SMS kiya karenge...
410. A person who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest, when he is not sure is wise, But he surrenders even if he is right is husband....
411. Dukhma pan sukh no ehsaas kari jojo phulo ni jem mastak nicha kari jojo. Mati jase jivan ni badhi fariyaad .. bas ek vaar koi ne sacho PREM kari jojo...........
412. Sardarji darvaje pe khade exam de rahe the.... Bcoz sardarji appear in Entrance Exam....
413. Speek less to people whom you love most bcoz if they cant understand ur ur
414. Insano ke kandho per insaan ja raha tha, kafno me lipte kuch armaan ja rahe the, jinhe mili bewafai mohabbat me, wafa ki talash me woh samsan ja rahe the...........
415. There was a blind boy who used to hate everyone except his grlfrnd, he always used to say that i’ll marry u if i could see u!!! sddnly 1 dy some 1 donated his eyes & then when he saw his grlfrnd, he was astonished to see that his grlfrnd also blind!!! his gf asked “will u marry me now?” he simply refused.........his gf went away saying ......”JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES!”.
416. Tum hamesha haste raho, bus muskurate raho, sada khilkhilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho................. mera kya hai? Log tumhe hi pagal kahenge.
417. Hands in Hands, Walk an Extra Mile, Remember on this earth we r for a while, Smile & make everyone smile, coz thats the way 2 live life in style..........
418. Walk with me when hearts need company, talk to me when u feel all alone trust me when ur heart beats more think of me, whenever u need a true frnd...
419. Dil ki amiri kisi dukan par nahi milti, Achhi dosti har jagah par nahi milti, Apno ka aetbar rakho dost, kyunki sacchi dosti parayon ko naho milti... Teri dosti meri jaan hai, meri aan, baan aur shaan hai, muje khud nahi pata me kaun hu.. par teri dosti hi meri pehchan hai..
420. Girls luv it... Boys Misuse it.... Models sell it.... Photographer catch it.... Doctors advise it.... whats that?................ ............... thats SMILE ..... !!!! so pls keep smile...
421. When u wait 4 some 1 – 4 few min – its need, 4 few hrs its trust..., 4 few weeeks its fndship.., but wait when u know that the person will not come its.... LOVE.........
422. Yaad aati hai to zara kho jate hai.. Aansu ankhon me utar aaye to zara ro jate hai... nind to aati nahi ankhon me lekin..., aap khwabon me aoge yehi sochkar so jate hai...
423. Aankh me nasha hai baat me maza hai, chal me ada hai, andaz me juda hai pyar me wafa hai, arre isiliye to hum teri dosti pe FIDA hai...
424. Dil tuta to ek awaj aayi.. chir ke dekha to ek chiz nikal aayi, socha kya hoga is khali dil me lahu se dhundh kar dekha to aap ki tasvir nazar aayi...
425. Ho gayi saam kisi ke intezaar me, dhal gayiraat kisi ke intezaar me, fir hua savera kisike intezaar me, aab to intezaar ki aadat si pad gayi hai kisike intezaar me...
426. harts cud only luv 4 a while, feet cud only walk 4 some while, cloths wont b 4ever in style, but having as a frnd is 4ever worthwhile!!!
427. Jite har baaji to mashur ho Gaye, aap ki hasi me hase to aansu kosho dur ho Gaye, bas ek aapki dosti ki badolat hum kanch se kohinoor ho Gaye...
428. Aate samay haste ho, jate waqt haste ho, subah haste ho, sham ko haste ho, aap ko kya lagta hai... aap akele hi brush karte ho........
429. Samne na hoto tasvir hai yeh aankhen, yaad me teri barasti he yeh ankhen.., mere liye na sahi inke liyehi aa jao... tumhe bepanah mohabaat karti he yeh ankhen...
430. To forgive & be forgivven that is the msg of PARYUSAN. On this auspicious day of SAMVATASARI. I bag for forgiveness for all hurts caused by us knowingly either by thought, speeach & body.......... “MICCHAMI DUKKADAM”...
431. Kabhi jikar-a-judai mat karna, is dosti se kabhi rusavai mat karna ... jab dil uth jaye hamse to bata dena ... kabhi na batake bewafai mat karna...
432. Ishq aisa karo ke dhadkan me bas jaye, sans lo to khusbu usi ki aaye, pyar ka nasha aankhon me chhaye.... baat koi bhi ho magar nam usi ka aaye.........
433. Frndship dsn’t occur with special ppl... but ppl bcome special after fndship... so u were not special but our fndship made of of us special.........
434. Aap pas raho ya dur humdil se dil awaj mila sakte he.. na SMS na khat ke mautaj hai.. bas ek hitchki se aap ko hila sakte hai..
435. FACT: half of problems inlife r bcozwe ACT without thinking... and rest half is bcozwe keep thinking without act....
436. What makes some ppl dearest not happiness u feel when u meet them, but its d pain u feel when u miss them.
437. Sardar breaks Egg 2 ake omlet. He finds d eggs empty......... get frusteted & says “ Sali aajkal to murghiya bhi abortion karti hai.”
438. Hot kaise unhe gam hamari kami ka, jab fark pada hi nahi hamari judai ka, khamoshi se jab hamne saha sab gam , to ilzam diya hampe bewafaika....
439. Ek Patient ne Doctor se kaha Aisi dawai do ke marne ke baad me phir se jinda ho jau.. Doctor replied i cant any type of help 4 u... pls contact EKTA KAPOOR...
440. In a bathroom a boy touch a girl everywhere... u know thatwhos taht buy..... Stupid its a lifebuy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
441. A strong Positive attitude creates miracles than any otherthing bcoz life is 10% how u make it.. & 90% how u take it....
442. Good friends r very much like The Passing Wind.... u will never be able 2 see them. But u will always feel there presence around u.... u r 1 of them....
443. Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai, thode se zakham ko nasoor kar deta he, kaun chahata he apno se door hona par waqt sab ko mazboor kar deta hai....
444. Gurudware ke comitee ne faisala kiya hai ki Gurudware me 5,10,20,50,100,500 aur 1000 Rupees ki note nahi chadhaye jayenge... GHANDHIJI ke sar parrumal nahi hai.......
445. Life is short, so break the rules, Forgive quickly, Belive Slowly, Love Truly, Laugh Uncontrollably nd never regret anything that make u smile.........
446. Maine Khuda se pucha “Keemat Kya Hoti hai Pyar ki?”... Khuda bhi has ke bola “ Aansu bhari Aankhen aur umar Intezaar ki....”
447. A sardar comes across b’tiful grl, socho kya socha hoga? Kash.... ye meri maa hoti to me bhi itna khubsurat hota....
448. Ek Aadmi Sardar ka mobile ke bhag raha tha ... sardar bola bhag le bhag le .... charger to mere pass hi hai..............
449. Belive it or not.. a true frnd scolds like dad... cares like a mom... teases like sister.... irrited like brother....... & finally loves u more than a lover........
450. M: Motivater, O: Only one, T: Tenderlove, H: Heartiest, E: Exceptional, R: Responsible
451. Finds u in a Rush of people. Inspire u 2 do some thing in life, catch ur
452. Some times tears 2 more precious than smile bcoz u give smile 2 everyone but tears only to someone whom u never want to loose........
453. Parvej Musaraff jab paida hua tab military wale ne 51 topen chalayi thi... sale ek ka bhi nishana sahi jagah pe nahi laga...............
454. Zindgi me kabhi tension mat lena bindast hoke I LOVE U. kehna agar rose ke badle sandle mile to kehna .... pyari behna .. sada khus rehna..........
455. U can hide d pain u feel n make others belive dat u can move on... but u cant deny d truth dat d 1 who has hurt u is still d 1 u’ll alwz choose 2 luv.....
456. Some things r left undone.. some words r left unsaid... some fellings r left unexpressed.. but some 1 as nice as “U” cud nvr be left unmissed... preserve those who care 4 u coz after time has passed u will realised tht u have lost diamond when u were busy in collecting stone....
457. Jo rehte he dil me wo juda nahi hote.. kuch ehsaas lafjo me baya nahi hote... ye hasrat he dil me hum manaye tumhe ek tum ho jo kabhi khafa nahi hote........
458. Man ask to GOD what is love? God Said- Go to Garden & Get most most beautiful flower. Man returned empty handed& told that i founded most beautiful flower but i kept walking in hope of a better one. And then i realized i ignored the best one.. i went back but coudnot find it there... GOD Said: This is love... u dont value it when u have it.. but repent when u lose it.. so never letur love go...
459. Dete he ye dard kyun hami ko.., kya samjenge woh in ankhon ki nami ko, lakho diwane ho jis chand ke woh kya mehsus karege ek taare ki kami ko.........
460. SARDAR goes to petrol pump & read the board “Dont use cell phone” Then sardar calling every one 2 say dont call me now..........
461. 2 Sardar bank lutne gaye par Gun bhul gaye ... phir bhi bank lut ke aaye pata hai kaise.. kyunki cashier bhi sardar tha woh bola gun kal dikha dena.........
462. 1 day sardar had dream, that some 1 killed him. Next day he cleared bank account. Why? Bcoz in bank it was written “WE MAKE YOUR DREAM TRUE”....
463. Woh kehte he mazboor hai hum, na chahte hue bhi dur he hum. Churali unhone meri dhadkane........ phir bhi kehte hai ki bakasoor hai hum........
464. Life is GAME sometime u win sometime u loss, but no matter wat ur card in ur life r whether CLUB, SPADE or DIAMOND always remember nvr play wid a HEART.....
465. Isn’t it strange dat wen u hv so much pain in ur
466. Hamne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha, thoda nahi besoomar kiya tha, badal gayi zindgi, jab unhone kaha --- are pagal hamne to sirf majak kiya tha........
467. Aisa dost chahiye jo hame apna maan sake, hamare har dukh ko jaan sake, chal rahe ho hum tej baaris me phir bhi pani me se aansuon ko pehchhan sake...
468. Do u know d wrost thing of life... “ somebody have tears in ur
469. 1 janaje ko dekh k ladki muskurayi, 1 baba bola beti jawan mot paryu muskurate nahi hai. Beti boli baba vada kiya tha jab b milenge muskurayenge.... its LOVE .........
470. Remember me like a pressed flower in ur ur
471. Kisi fakir ka kabhi etbaar mat karna, dosti ki hado ko kabhi paar mat karna, kho denge use hamesha ke liye....... kabhi jo achha lage use kabhi pyaar mat karna.........
472. People Die younger bcoz god loves them so much..... ur
473. Love is beatiful b’coz its feelings controlled by the heart. But frndship is very bautiful ... its feelings taht controls the heart.....
474. We close eyes when we PRAY, we CRY, we DREAMS, we MISS, some one we LOVE, bcoz most beatiful things r not by seen but by heart.......
475. How come Price & Worth r the same, but Priceless & worthless r opposite...
476. Love is what can be felt not told, it can be given but not for sold, it comes when u least expect it and lives in u when u need it most....
477. Tension happen in brain, & love is felt in heart......... then why do ppl get heartattack when they r in tense..... and why ppl get mad when love fail?
478. Never say u r happy when u r sad. Nvr say u r good when u feel bad, nvr say u r fine when u r not ok... nvr say u r alone when i m still alive........
479. Marvadi ne apne bacchhon se kaha jo aaj raat khana nahi khayenga use 5 Rs. milenge.. sare 5-5 Rs. leke so gaye.. subah marvadi bola jo 5 Rs. denge usehi khana milenga.....
480. Mat intezaar karvao hamse itna ki... waqt ke faslo pe tumko bhi afsos ho jaye.. Kal kya pata tum baat karne aao. Aur tab hum khamosh ho jaye..
481. E khuda ishq na karna tu bhi dhokha khayenga..... hum to marke bhi tere paas aayenge tu kaha jayenge??????
482. Teri har subah muskurati rahe.. teri har saam gungunati rahe...tu jise mile is tarah se mile ki har milne wale ko teri yaad satati rahe....
483. Is kadar hum zindgi ko manane nikle, uski chahat k hum pagal diwane na nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle.....
484. Dil ke karib aake wo dur ho gaye sare khwab Chur chur ho gaye, hamne wafa nibhayi to badnamiya mili aur wo bewafa mashur ho gaye….
485. JIs din khuda ne ishq banaya hoga khud pe bhi jaroor azmaya hoga … hamari to aukat hi kya dost is ishq ne to khuda ko bhi rulaya hoga………
486. Ek makhhi ek takle ke sar par ja bethi .. aur dusri makkhi boli “Wah kya ghar dhunda he” to pehli boli “Are ghar kaha pagli abhi to plot liya he”……..
487. Is jahan me mohabbat agar khas na hoti to safar-e-jindgi me mithas na hoti.. agar milti bewafa ko sajaye maut to diwano ki kabar udas na hoti……..
488. Woh hus kar mile hamse hum pyar samaj bethe, Bekar ki ulfat ka izhaar samaj bethe, itni achhi no nahi thi kismat hamari .. phir bhi kyun use hum apni mohabbat ka haqadaar samaj bethe…..
489. Sardarji had twins, named tin & Martin, Again had twins named Peter & Repeter, Again twins named Max & Cl’max Again twins he fred up & named Stop & Fullstop.
490. Log kahete he kyun tum apni mohabbat ka izhaar nahi karte , hamne kaha jo lafzo me bayaan ho jaye itni mohabbat hum kisiko nahi karte!!!!!!!!
491. Why in Couple Photos Male r on Left Side & Woman r in Right??????? COZ… in balance sheet Assets r on Left & Liabilities r in right………
492. What can make life 100%... if ABC = 123, LUCK = 12+21+3+11 = 47%, As same Hardwork = 98%, Knowledge = 96%, Money = 72%, Love = 54%, What can brings up top ……. Its our ATTITUDE towards life make our life 100% (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) so change attitude change life……..
493. What is ment by ABCDEFG = A Boys Can Do Everything For a Girl , & What is GFEDCBA = Girl Forget Everything Done n Catches new Boy Again………
3 comments:
nice collection..thanks for sharing
You welcome and thanks for appreciating me.
Jinal👌
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